“...You really suck at this, huh.”

“Oh, believe me, I had no intention to pick up this wretched game, but then that damned Ingmar Bergman fellow just had to make his little film, and suddenly everyone is absolutely dying to push little pieces of wood along a kitchen floor.”

“If you’re this bad, then why didn’t you just say no?”

“Because you agreed to two games.”

“Two games of chess.”

“Looks like someone isn’t quite as read-up on how I work as she thought.”

“…”

“Just wait ‘til I crush you in Guitar Hero.”